plantvibes:

THE EARTH IS 4.54 BILLION YEARS OLD YOUR HUMAN LIFESPAN IS PRACTICALLY NONEXISTENT DO WHATEVER U WANT DONT HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO TREAT YOU BADLY U MIGHT BE DEAD SOON

panura:

the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t 

joshpeck:

i associate everyone with their icon so if your icon is nicholas cage with a flower crown then that is what you look like in my head

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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jaimiedrawsthings:

i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates 

jaimiedrawsthings:

i have chosen to live in a world where will never called jack and he and chilton became bitter hannibal-hating roommates 

ominousswissroll:

mishasminions:

HE’S GOING TO KILL YOUR FATHER YOU NAIVE LITTLE SHIT

whOA SPOILER ALERT

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

Im sick :( somebody cuddle with me (it’s not contagious and my only medicine is cuddling)

jimdoesntcarrey:

*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny

naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD