goodbye, even though our story stays forever
Mars. Member of the Uley Pack. In another life, a Volturi Guard. I am a wolf with a loving mate and a loyal pack. i am, in what you may consider, a one lucky son of a bitch.
man that's such a corny pun.
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michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

enchanting-ravenclaw:

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

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UPDATE!!

My principal decided to join him in a photo.

The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.

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patientlights:

Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months

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snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

afirethatwillneverburn:

sizvideos:

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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board